Writer/director team Neveldine & Taylor take everything to an extreme, and it doesn't work. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The 5 Most Anticipated Movies of March 2023. After being on fire, Chev's face becomes progressively burned and gross-looking, with missing and/or burned skin, etc. A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). Know when new reviews are published We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody. "Fuzz" (cops), "Nigger" (said by a black man), "Wanker," ""Bloody hell," "Homo," and "Confucius says karma's a bitch." might be enticing for kids to try to imitate (some of which - especially concerning a character repeatedly shocking himself -- could be very dangerous or even lethal), while all sorts of bad attitudes (regular villain stuff, as well as racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc.) Extreme SEX/NUDITY And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. Eve has a little bit of a bloody lip after fighting with some cops. Unlike the MPAA we do not assign one inscrutable rating based on age but 3 objective ratings for SEX/NUDITY, VIOLENCE/GORE & LANGUAGE on a scale of 0 to 10, from lowest to highest depending on quantity & context |more|, Print a page, share with friends, and yes, please go ahead and email links. ", Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: At least 164 "f" words (18 used with "mother," 3 used sexually as are terms such as "bang," "do" and "tap"), 23 "s" words, 16 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck," "c*ck," "c*cks*cker," "sausage," "wick"), 8 using female ones ("c*nt," "cootchie" and "sn*tch"), 2 for breasts ("t*tty" and "jugs," the latter written), 16 asses (5 used with "hole"), 4 hells, 2 damns, 2 S.O.B.s, 1 wanker, 3 uses of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ.". While Crank 2 may not be as original as the first, it's funnier and perhaps a little more entertaining than the first. from the first film. 3.5/5, Movies like these exist in another realm. YouTube Reviews and Lists. Johnny smokes several times (and even flicks his ashes into Chev's open chest cavity during surgery), while another man smokes a cigar. As a result, all of his dialogue was improvised. Later, when Randy is thrown into the bathroom, we see blood on the floor from that. Crank: High Voltage (2009) R 04/16/2009 (US) Action , Thriller , Crime 1h 36m User Score Play Trailer Stay Charged, Stay Alive! Find out where to watch online amongst 45+ services including Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video. He then lasciviously flicks his tongue many times. Crank: High Voltage 2009 Directed by Brian Taylor, Mark Neveldine Synopsis Stay Charged, Stay Alive! Is "Crank: High Voltage" based on a book? Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. This movie hilarious and much better than the first one, but if you're going to watch it, DO NOT LET THE KIDS SEE IT. 18+ COMMON SENSE Grisly, gory, over-the-top action-parody isn't for kids. A man throws another man onto the floor (we see blood on the floor next to him but he seems OK). Profanity consists of at least 164 "f" words, while other expletives and colorful phrases are also heard (including in songs). Chev grabs a surgeon by the crotch, hits him, and strangles another man, seemingly killing both. He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. After calling his friend and former surgeon, Doc Miles (DWIGHT YOAKAM), who states he can probably put the original heart back in place, Chev sets out to find Johnny Vang and get it back. Then read OUR TAKE of this film. Venus then tackles El Huron down some steps, but El Huron then hits Venus many times, followed by kicking him. 57/100. A therapist is advising and inviting her patient to have sex in increasingly crude terms. A neon silhouette display in a strip club shows a woman's figure with bare breasts. A topless woman is shot and we see her bare breasts oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. Goons fire machine guns at Chev as he drives away in his car. Having had enough of him, Eve hits Randy in the crotch, and then strikes him several more times before throwing him onto the windshield of a parked car. Why is Crank - High Voltage rated R? Great movie,definetly not 4 kids,but great 4 16+ :D:D:D. Loved it. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. - Frequent use of slurs and derogatory sexual references. Released April 16th, 2009, 'Crank: High Voltage' stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, David Carradine, Dwight Yoakam The R movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 36 min, and received a user score of 60 (out . During this, one of the performers compares a cop's weapon to the one in his pants (referring to his unseen penis). Johnny has various facial piercings. Sexual Content: A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). Extreme Cinemark Violence Chev punches and strikes various cops, who then get the upper-hand and club him. Common Sense and other associated names and logos are trademarks of Common Sense Media, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization (FEIN: 41-2024986). A nurse comments on Chev having a "big c*k" and that he is "hung like a horse." We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. Why is Crank - High Voltage rated R? By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Randy wears a T-shirt that reads "Nice jugs" (with images of such containers rather than breasts on that shirt). We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. A boy beats another boy in the head with a steel garbage can, and then strikes a teacher who tries to pull him away. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. We see a close-up view of a woman's clothed butt on TV while exercising, and see that Doc Miles is watching that. Violence: - Frequent and prolonged portrayals of graphic violence with detailed images. Johnny's face is very bloody after Chev pummels him. A shot a few seconds later shows them in the middle of the racetrack, 30 feet away. A man tasers many police officers, then punches and kicks them and holds a gun on one. Yes, I love it. After being on fire, Chev's face becomes progressively burned and gross-looking, with missing and/or burned skin, etc. When he is done, he picks up the severed and bloody nipples off the floor and leaves. There is also a 7 to 10 minute long sex scene that was done for laughs, but it still is sex. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. We see Doc Miles rubbing an ice cube on a woman's mostly bare butt (she's wearing a thong) while she's lying across his lap. "Are you f*cking kidding me?" Copyright Fandango. We won't share this comment without your permission. function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} We see Eve's bare breasts, and moments later when she's in the backseat of Chev's car with another stripper and/or prostitute, that woman comes on to her. So Much Gore And Sex I Closed My Eyes. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. Chev knocks various people aside while chasing after Johnny. Parents say. The film is a chaotic mess, and there's no time to get to know or care about the characters. Passion. We see some flashback violence (hitting, etc.) See "Violence" for details. ah, vengence is sweet. Crank - High Voltage is rated R by the MPAA for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. *Extreme DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE A man beats another man using straps with hooks on the ends and we see bloody cuts open on his back. Having had enough of him, Eve hits Randy in the crotch, and then strikes him several more times before throwing him onto the windshield of a parked car. A man rubs against an elderly woman, she protests and hits him with her purse. We then see a parody of the old Godzilla movies, where Chev and Johnny are portrayed as big, lumbering monsters that fight each other amongst tall electrical towers that they crash into and smash into each other, ending when Chev hits Johnny back with two fists to the chest. Regardless, it's still a somewhat-decent, junkie-filled action picture. Brian Taylor Most everything is played so far over-the-top that it's cartoonish rather than realistic, but the following still occurs: One of those women is Eve, who does some sexy stage dancing in just small shorts (that show part of her bare butt) while having Xs made of tape across her nipples. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. SEX/NUDITY 10 - In an extended scene, a man and a woman have sex at a horse race track, with a crowd of people watching and cheering them on: the man and the woman thrust in numerous positions, the woman is seen with bare breasts and bare buttocks and the man is shown with bare buttocks (their pubic regions and point of contact are diffused); when a horse leaps over the woman we clearly see its genitals. El Huron orders Chico to cut off his own nipples as punishment for failing to do his job. Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. Chev breaks a car window to get inside and hotwire the car. A man is punched hard in the face (we see blood in his mouth). In fact scrub that, I will say thisCrank 2 falls into the "Things to do before you die" category. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Chev then passionately kiss her on stage. At the same time, Ria attacks the man who threw her outside by repeatedly smashing something into his closed crotch until his pants are bloody. There is this one scene that's kind of dumb: it's Chelios vs. this Chinese guy who carries his heart in a red cooler. But at this mostly unexplored altitudeonly 2007's inferior Shoot 'Em Up comes . Well on this roller-coaster ride you ain't strapped into your seat, it has dozens of loops and it's faster than anything you have ridden in your life. That includes licking her shoulder, caressing her leg, and then caressing her clothed crotch and bare breast, while saying she can bet something on her own momma's "cootchie." gtag('config', 'G-6VYSQ581R3'); Not to some woman there, but instead to a surgeon who removes his highly desirable organ and replaces it with an artificial heart powered by a portable and external electrical supply source. A car suddenly strikes Ria in the middle of the street, and we initially think she is dead, but she's later seen alive. How soon after "Crank" ends does "Crank: High Voltage" begin? Another uses the "f" word sexually and referring to Eve states, "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back" (of the car). Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived (those with a fear of dogs might not like that scene). Only watch this if you want essentially a porno with foul language and gory scenes mixed in. And that's where Amy comes in. Several men hold another man by the arms and another man jams a cattle prod to his testicles (we see him yelling). A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). A man watches a yoga video that focuses on a woman's clothed buttocks and crotch. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. Doc Miles has an empty drink and may be holding some pills. I read on here somewhere Jason Statham was quoted saying something like. In the closing credits, we see footage of a man running in the opposite direction of the camera, and there's either a blood or fecal stain on the back of his underwear (which is all he's wearing). Many characters have varying styles and amounts of tattoos on their bodies (some, like Chico, have a lot). At various points in the film, we see an internal view of Chev's artificial heart with blood flowing through it. Chev chases after Johnny and another man in their fleeing car, while Chev is on foot. Crank: High Voltage ACTION You can't keep a good man down! The two then accidentally fall over a short wall and down onto a horse race track where they passionately kiss, and she continues the thrusting while on top of him. After surviving an incredible plunge to near-certain death, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is abducted by Chinese mobsters. We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." During this, the crowd cheers on their display of public sex until a worker literally hoses them down. Chev breaks a car window to get inside and hotwire the car. from the first film. In the closing credits, Chev and Eve make out at the strip club where a bare-breasted stripper is in the background of the shot. 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