he's onto me." Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. I said as I watched him fall out. Hey are you busy later? By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. She told me to stop talking about Mafia. Angelica replies. Chad sus!1!1! I hate Among Us. Why do you think that?" I went back to sit with my friends from band. I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I dont think it worked. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." Anime. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! THE BOSS IS DEAD! I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said Does anyone wanna play some Among Us? However, no one else wanted to play. I did it. Me three!" Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" I played Along. Where! I was screaming, "SUS! I hate it Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us. "Wait, think about this!" And so we decided to throw him out the window. . Privacy Policy. Part 1. I want to stop hating Among Us. How pathetic is that? Trending. I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? Life is about living. You know the one! All they do is talk about it. When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" Angelica proclaimed. I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is?" Me too!" AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. Because Im the imposter and Id love to come in you. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. GUYS IM MEETING AMOGUS!!!! Just know that this was all your fault. The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. For more information, please see our but there was a new problem. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" That's a bit sussy," I said. For example, there is too much information given out during gameplay. We all did the Among Us beatbox in unison. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I really did it. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Me too!" By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. There are so many problems with it. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! That's funny, that's a cool reference. He said. I absolutely hate that it is everywhere. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. Shit. However, he had his head buried into his lap. "You fucking cracker-jacks! I want to stop thinking about it. Stupid bitch, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5ijbm/trolling_my_office_with_among_us/. an ALL of the channels are just AMONG US MEMES! 3. I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. I SHOVED MY CHAMPION UNDEWWEAW TO MY GIWWFWIEND AND THE WOGO I FWIPPED IT AND I . https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m59mdw/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us_part_3/. I want to stop hearing about it all the time. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? He was very sus. You will never be a crewmate. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. Where! Where! I hope I can ever meet him. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. Everyone started chanting with me. . Sarah told me that if I wanted to play along then I had to keep quiet and play the game. I just let her tell me what to do. Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." Single. He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said "Omae wa mo shinderu." holy fuck mate, what did among us do to you!?! "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. Again, none of them laughed. Oh!" So I stopped. HAHA! HAHA! "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! You remember that, right? Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? STOP. MORE LIKE PENSUS!" I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME . "Hmm.. Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. It could be him!" when suddenly the elevator opened. Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. And what's with the whole "dying" thing? I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. That's not very Wholesome 100." I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? 1. Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER? okay." "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" IT'S ALL AMONG US. I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. For more information, please see our Some of my friends even go as far as saying that Among Us is "better than Mafia" which is insane. Far out of town. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT. I asked my father, Is this the Among Us but real? I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. I don't understand why. I said it was because his name is Chad. Cast Your Vote To Select The Meme Of The Month! Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? But, before I could finish it, I noticed; her boobs were big! Im jealous of your hat Because it gets to be on you. Sorry! As we entered the building, my dad said Son, I have a lot of work to do today. In October 2022, Baller became the subject of fan art and ironic memes when a TikToker posted a video telling people to "Stop Posting About Baller," parodying the "Stop Posting About Among Us" video. His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. Aaaaaaargh! He told me to get out so I said "Quit being sus." The only problem I have with the Among Us people is that they keep making a new thread about getting Among Us on to Hypixel. Dave said." STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on TikTok send me memes on Discord it's fucking memes i was in a server right and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe when the underwear sus HAHA . It's so boring! I was dashing around the office. I'm going to jump. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said Wanna play some Among Us guys? "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said Do you like what you see? Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. HAhahahah" and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy. After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion). But that's not the case at all. All ASCII Art. He quickly hopped to his defense. #26. and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. | I just want to have some fun. Honestly, I'm not sure if I want to play this game anymore. How Do Hedge Funds Hide Information From The Public? THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! It is everywhere I hate it I'm sick of seeing ads for Among Us everywhere. Why do you think that?" I just killed my boss. I told her it was fine and that I didn't mind as long as it wasn't . I started running, running away trying to flee the scene. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! I was in a server, right? Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. Every single round takes forever to finish and I always end up getting killed. SUS. What steps can I take to save him? HE'S SUS!" Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. She then said I was going to a magical place called the mental asylum Im not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC . "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" they still cried when I kicked their nuts. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. He didn't even make eye contact. Simply explained for a busy day. Share here. You will never be a winner. The town wasn't all that big, but it was big enough for me to hide. "How do you know I'm the murderer? Stop posting about Comprehensive_ice! "You just got pantsed! You say suspicious, we say sussy bakas So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! So I walked up to a coworker and said "Hey, why are you ignoring me, you're a bit sussy!" "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" "What do you mean what does that mean? MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND. Hey did you just kill me? Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m3z1h9/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us/. "Wait, think about this!" I said. It's a scam. That's right. A few minutes in, I heard my dickhole queef. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. by anonymous. Copypasta stop posting about among us Memes & GIFs. I am the IMPOSTER. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" Angelica said." She said she's been obsessed with him lately, but that I didn't have anything to worry about. I hate Among Us. SUBMIT. I want to stop seeing it everywhere. And all of the channels are just Among Us stuff. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. Oh really, what were you doing?" Refresh and try again. Among Us / Amogus (121) Weebs 113 copypastas. Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. My girlfriend wears Among Us underwear. "I think that we should get rid of Liam." I have plenty of evidence. Where! You should check out the subreddit." You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery. My coworker Dave spoke up. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". I said "What?" It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around. Among Us / Amogus copypastas. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That stupid little bastard. ryland screams and calls him sus! Were they talking about me? On TV, on billboards, on buseseverywhere. "I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! and our You say the joke is dead we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait). This is probably because they wanted to get rich quick. So I pulled out my dick and said "Look at this little spaceman!" archiving the internet's meme and troll messages. , By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. 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